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As i spend most of my summer vacation fighting boredom, doing nothing but nothing, i ask my best friend for help, television. {well technically my third best friend, first is my cellphone, then the computer and then TV.]
I sat, trying to find a sweet spot for my butt to make friends with and rampage around TV-landia, asking for mercy to give me something to drool on. I desperately need entertainment. So with this plea, my finger was possessed, rapidly pressing the soft rubbery buttons of the remote, i was entertained with this act of voodoo. But then what better way to counter any witchcraft than with the help of no, not with a chanting priest dousing holy water but with a good TV show. So the pressing stopped and i stumbled upon watching King Kong in HBO.
Not long ago, when this movie is about to premiere here, i was not at all interested with the plot of the movie, a chimp falling in love with a girl. i know, grossest thing ever, besides parents making out. The only thing that made me want to watch this movie is because it is directed by Peter Jackson., the geek [who looks like Hagrid from Harry Potter] behind the gay-est movie ever, lord of the rings, which is my favorite anyways. Trying to keep my food from defying gravity, i watched the movie from the beginning until the credits started rolling. What can i say desperation and boredom leads to monkey-enticed fantasies.
To my biggest surprise, this movie actually lead me to many sick and twisted ideas, which are:
1. Peter Jackson likes to play with the speed of the movie, he slows things down when the water-works is about to begin and hastens the film when heart racing scenes are shown. I got you all figured out, nerd!
2. Adrian Brody’s nose is so crooked, i wanted to enter the TV and give that nose a good pinching! the nose annoyed the hell out of me.
3. Most of the film’s script is grunting and moaning. King Kong must’ve been the head script writer. and what better way to end the film with a crappy, cheesiest one liner ever! Well done script writers!!
4. Naomi Watts is a beaver-looking goddess.
But what lead me to write an entry in my waste management program aka blog about a perverted monkey is [tantararan..] this:
5. People travel around, go out of their way to settle in a place and leave their comfort zone. You venture to the unfamiliar alone and hopefully makes it through the day. But when you meet someone amongst all the world anew, someone who disregards the differences that you share and makes you fill not a misfit but a unique creation, everything starts to feel familiar. You regain your comfort zone. You wouldn’t care about the trouble in front of you, or in the movie, you wouldn’t care if your in an unchartered island with dinosaurs as your neighbors who tries to eat you when king Kong is not looking. as long as your with a person eager to make things as safe as a home to you [or someone as freakishly monster-like as king Kong.] You will start to realize that everything will be okay. Much like what a family would make you feel, safe and protected. or like a condom.
I told you, sick and twisted ideas!hahahaha…
THIS ENTRY IS DEDICATED TO THE FAMILIES I HAVE IN MY LIFE:
BENETONS: you have taught me so much. I am truly blessed to have a foundation in my life as strong as what we share.
UPLB/ROOMMATES: you made me feel i belong.
MY BLOOD FAMILY: all of you is what comprises me. see you guys later!
NUN: bliss…
April 29th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
“As long as you’re with a person eager to make things as safe as a home to you [or someone as freakingly monster-like as king kong], you will start to realize that everything will be okay. Much like what a family would make you feel, safe and protected.”
Uhm, so King Kong got caught between the lines, huh? He’s Emo Kong now. Oh don’t mind me, it’s 3:15 in the morning. Lol.
May 14th, 2007 at 7:53 am
wow… i was never interested in king kong and now i realized… monkeys are perverts…. eew… :O